ItsChristinaW

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juilan:

I went to log into tumblr and this came up…

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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me:	“So, what will it be?”
Child:	“I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother:	“Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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onesmexyconsultingtardis:

lokisprisoner:

queen-m4rceline:

How I feel waking up every morning

HOW I FEEL WAKING UP EVERY MORNING.

AHAHA

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samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

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justmargaret:

nbcparksandrec:

Get out the apps and zerts because we are ready to celebrate! Parks and Rec is coming back for Season 6!

*JOYFULLY WEEPS*

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calliopes-bane:

atticusatticus:

sunshinekindlyhere:

I will never shop at that store ever!!!

i thought this was a joke but

no

and even if it were

it still wouldn’t matter

A COUPLE SECONDS AGO I WAS WEARING MY A&F SWEATSHIRT

NOT ANYMORE

(Source: livefitandhealthy, via justmargaret)

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